Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
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I don't like to reminisce much, and my walls don't have photographs of me and the actors I was with, or any of that stuff. I try and keep that disciplined, and just work. There are so many traps you can get into, and looking back on your own work is certainly one of them.
wall doors practice
We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot.
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Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.
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As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Every time I've made a movie over the years . . . there was a lot of confusion between who I am and who the character in the movie is. In this picture, there was no way anybody could make that association. The lead character (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers) is this gorgeous, troubled, highly sensitive character. There was no way anyone could confuse me with anyone in the picture.
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We like food, ... This is too much to eat at one time. You'd get sick.
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one of the truly lucky things that happened to me in my life.