Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
death easily few lying plus
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
thinking woods love-and-death
I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.
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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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Death is an acquired trait.
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I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
funny death suicide
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
death
Marriage is the death of hope.
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Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.