Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
death easily few lying plus
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
lying sleep lions
Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
lying ideas choices
If I had my choice in life I would have had the gifts of Tennessee Williams or Eugene O'Neill. Unfortunately my gifts lie in comedy and so comedy comes fairly easy to me and I occasionally have an idea for a very serious piece and I do it, but the ideas don't come that readily to me.
lying boys views
This is my perspective and has always been my perspective on life: I have a very grim, pessimistic view of it. I always have, since I was a little boy. It hasn't gotten worse with age or anything. I do feel that it's a grim, painful, nightmarish, meaningless experience, and that the only way that you can be happy is if you tell yourself some lies and deceive yourself.
lying reality people
It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot.
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Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.
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As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.