Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
winning thinking oscars
I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don't think they know what they're doing. When you see who wins those things-or who doesn't win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.
thinking people care
When a film is reviled, you open a film and people say "Oh, it's the stupidest thing, it's the worst movie." You think: oh, nobody's going to ever speak to you again. But, it doesn't happen. Nobody cares. You know, they read it and they say "Oh, they hated your film." You care, at the time. But they don't. Nobody else cares.
thinking woods love-and-death
I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.
thinking today teeth
I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.
baseball thinking kkk
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
thinking pay crime
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
morning thinking people
People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur to me--it's an odd thought and not realistic. Because funny and me are not separate. We're one.
funny thinking choices
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
thinking body too-much
Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.
thinking people luck
I don't why whatever works and whatever doesn't. You just make the film that you enjoy making at the time, and you think there's a good chance that people might enjoy the story. You're surprised pleasantly when they do. It's just luck.
thinking
When I'm not working, I think and I think when I get depressed.
soccer thinking games
You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say if you want to have a good relationship, you have to work at it. But you never hear it about anything you really like, about sailing or going to soccer games.
thinking superstitions doe
I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.