Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot.
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Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.
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As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Every time I've made a movie over the years . . . there was a lot of confusion between who I am and who the character in the movie is. In this picture, there was no way anybody could make that association. The lead character (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers) is this gorgeous, troubled, highly sensitive character. There was no way anyone could confuse me with anyone in the picture.