Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
safe failing ifs
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
failing innovative ifs
If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative
wish pianist ifs
If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.
trying failing ifs
If you aren't failing, you aren't trying.
writing play ifs
When I'm writing something, if there's a part that's good for me, then I'll play it. Otherwise, I don't. And I notice that there are less and less parts for me in my own writing.
knows ifs
Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
chastity ifs
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
afraid american-director
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
death easily few lying plus
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
respond tendency
I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot.
everytime hear invading wagner
Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.
bark creation figure god hard poet
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on