Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
funny happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
funny gossip mind parrot pet selling town
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
funny sarcastic book
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
thinking funny-things politician
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
funny humor why-not
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
funny sports hate
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
funny witty return
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
funny witty humorous
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
funny-inspirational funny-motivational worry
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
funny mean writing
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
funny common-sense common
Common sense ain't common.
funny country humor
I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.
leaks funny-age funny-aging
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
funny humor cowboy
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.