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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
common-sense important logic
Inferences of Science and Common Sense differ from those of deductive logic and mathematics in a very important respect, namely, when the premises are true and the reasoning correct, the conclusion is only probable. Bertrand Russell
common-sense common englishmen
John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since!
common-sense lincoln provide voice
There is a need for a common-sense voice in Lincoln. I want to provide that voice for Lincoln County.
common-sense trying common
Common sense, however it tries, cannot avoid being surprised from time to time.
common-sense get-better care
If the grass is greener on the other side it`s probably getting better care. Success is a matter of sticking to a set of common sense principles anyone can master. Earl Nightingale
common-sense lines common
Somewhere along the line common sense should prevail,. Ben Nelson
common-sense atheism opaque
When the philosopher's argument becomes tedious, complicated, and opaque, it is usually a sign that he is attempting to prove as true to the intellect what is plainly false to common sense. Edward Abbey
common-sense people atmosphere
Academic and aristocratic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely reach them. Samuel Butler
common-sense needs common
Common sense needs constant reappraisal. Albert Einstein
common good itself mere partial practice reflection translate truth understanding
Reflection is only a partial understanding of truth if it does not translate itself in practice into commitments to the common good and justice. Truth is not mere abstraction but something to be done and is only apprehended when this is realized.
common movement political shows support united
Our movement shows what people, united for a common cause, can do even without the support of political parties.
commonly fairly gradual groups
Such gradual transformation is also fairly well exemplified for subfamilies and occasionally for families, as the groups are commonly ranked. George Simpson
common excess fairly feet results rogue suggest waves
Our results suggest that waves in excess of 90 feet are not rogue waves but actually are fairly common during hurricanes.
common common-sense dumb goal
Our goal isn't to dumb down the rules. It's to use some common sense in what we regulate.
common friendship friends-or-friendship
Our friendship was for a common cause- secularism.
common countries position share strategic
Our two countries share a common position on the international strategic balance, ... In the world today, in the international situation, this position is very important. Vladimir Putin
common common-sense friend measure mental obvious primitive
Our young friend makes up for many obvious mental lacunae by some measure of primitive common sense, remarked Challenger.
common competition fee year zero
Right now the competition is such that zero fee in the first year is the most common thing you'll see.