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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
gossip males female
There are male as well as female gossips. Charles Caleb Colton
gossip denied
Gossip is never fatal until it is denied. Booth Tarkington
gossip mind let-it-go
While you're meditating, all kinds of thoughts arise... You don't find your thoughts threatening or particularly helpful. They just become the general gossip of your thoughts. This traffic of your thoughts and the verbosity of your mind are simply part of the basic chatter that goes on in the universe. Just let it go through. Chogyam Trungpa
gossip foul rings
Foul whisp'rings are abroad. William Shakespeare
gossip may slander
How much an ill word may empoison liking! William Shakespeare
gossip virtue
no one ever gossips about the virtues of others Bertrand Russell
gossip people rumor
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought. Bob Saget
gossip world four
I take it as a matter not to be disputed, that if all knew what each said of the other, there would not be four friends in the world. This seems proved by the quarrels and disputes caused by the disclosures which are occasionally made. Blaise Pascal
gossip blind deaf
Be deaf, be blind, be dead to gossip, and it will grow disgusted with you and select a more sensitive victim. Charles Spurgeon
mind times-of-crisis defeat
Symbol systems cannot simply be rejected; they must be replaced. Where there is no replacement, the mind will revert to familiar structures at times of crisis, bafflement, or defeat. Carol P. Christ
mind roles ponies
If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles. Carlos Mencia
mind path don-juan
Anything is one of a million paths. Therefore you must always keep in mind that a path is only a path; if you feel you should not follow, you must not stay with it under any circumstances. Carlos Castaneda
mind communion command
I hope I do not offend God by making my Communions in the frame of mind I have been describing. The command, after all, was Take, eat: not Take, understand. C. S. Lewis
mind lasts glory
For his mind was full of forlorn hopes, death-or-glory charges, and last stands. C. S. Lewis
minds product stick
We want our product to stick in the minds of consumers. Michael Sands
mind looks covered
When you look in your mind you find it covered with a lot of rubbishy thoughts. You have to penetrate these and hear what your mind is telling you to do. Such work is original work. Agnes Martin
mind france habit
It is difficult to admonish Frenchmen. Their habit of mind is unfavorable to preachment. Agnes Repplier
mind trying obligation
If you feel that strongly about something, you have an obligation to try and change my mind. Aaron Sorkin
parrots accents picks
I'm a parrot. I can pick up an accent and just do it. Brion James
parrots profession cant
Cant is the parrot talk of a profession. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
parrots feels comfortable
I feel comfortable in Spanish, I chat like a parrot, but I don't have the confidence in Spanish that I do in English. Sandra Cisneros
pet mouths noise
They were really getting quite fond of their strange pet and hoped that Aslan would allow them to keep it. The cleverer ones were quite sure by now that at least some of the noises which came out of his mouth had a meaning. They christened him Brandy because he made that noise so often. C. S. Lewis
pet thank voted
We wanted to thank everyone who voted for Spice, and everyone's pet is a winner. Jon Brooks
pet rats way
I had mice that I kept as pets when I was very young, and I've always liked the way they look. Even rats. I'm not scared of them. Catherine Deneuve
peter peter-parker
I never really sympathised with Peter Parker. Jamie Bell
pet independence independence-day
Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets. Demetri Martin
pet want touch-me
Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want. Connie Stevens
petty politics resign resigned
I did not resign from politics because of Bofors. I resigned because I do not know how to play petty politics. I did not know back then and I don't know now either. Amitabh Bachchan
pet population helping
Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered. Bob Barker
peter disneyland
Davey Crocket, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland. Billy Joel
selling-more goal priorities
Selling more of what you sell has nothing to do with what you sell. It has everything to do with your prospect's wants, needs, fears, goals, values and priorities. Don Cooper
selling encyclopedia right-now
Elvis is my religion. But for him, I'd be selling encyclopedias right now. Bruce Springsteen
selling assets process
I have some assets that over time will be worth something. I've been in the process of selling others. Bernard Ebbers
selling soon supplies
We're getting supplies of all of these, and we're selling out as soon as we get them, Brian Lucas
selling
Now we see more application vendors selling these suites. Sheryl Kingstone
selling stopped
For me, photography only stopped because I was selling books. Ben Schott
selling
We don't make enough on selling accessories that (standardized ports) would be that big of a deal. Keith Nowak
selling figures industry
Get me selling and I can figure out the industry. Once I can figure out the industry I can start a business in that industry. Mark Cuban
selling
We're not selling on our past, we're selling on our future. Pat Santoro
towns energy wonderful
Los Angeles is not a town full of airheads. There's a great deal of wonderful energy there. Alan Rickman
towns news tough
It's tough to break yourself as news to a town that already knows you. Barbara Kingsolver
towns kind life-after-death
Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death? Bette Midler
towns stories kind
You know, most reporters can't go back to the towns they wrote stories about. I never wrote that kind of story. Charles Kuralt
towns trouble building
When the biggest, richest, glassiest buildings in town are the banks, you know that town's in trouble. Edward Abbey
towns small-town main-street
I come from Main Street, from a small town that's really depressed. Ben Bernanke
town
With no students, the town is pretty quiet. Amanda Walker
town unheard
We're just a little town that did things that were unheard of at the time. Hannah Baldwin
towns entertainment bars
As an actor, I travel around a lot and live in a lot of hotels, and many times I've been in a town where the only entertainment to be had is what you find in the hotel bar or lobby. Beau Bridges