Will Rogers
 
                        Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
funny gossip mind parrot pet selling town
        So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
business years pet
        Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit - everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not - and now we are having to pay for 'em, and we are howling like a pet coon.
carry church civic groups organizing petition state targeted throughout training
        We are organizing and training church and civic groups throughout the state to carry out a targeted door-to-door petition drive.
matter wrong
        What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
        We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
        The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
        The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
        An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
funny happening
        Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
appearing possible
        Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
constitution drunks
        Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
bite ready somebody
        We do not know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it
form lazy opinion saying
        Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion
run sit
        Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.