Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
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Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit - everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not - and now we are having to pay for 'em, and we are howling like a pet coon.
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We are organizing and training church and civic groups throughout the state to carry out a targeted door-to-door petition drive.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
though
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
politics truth
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
organized
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
anyone retires
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
run sit
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.