Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and his family. But he can't make a living for them AND the government, too, the way his government is living. What the government has got to do is live as cheap as the people.
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This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made.
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We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
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There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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A man gets up to speak and says nothing . . . nobody listens . . . and then everybody disagrees.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
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A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
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A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse.
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You never saw a good horse grow where a good man couldn't.
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The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of the hammer. It's just a question of how much damage he can do with it before we can take it away from him.
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It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over.
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This is the only country that ever went to the poorhouse in an automobile.