Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
folks lots maybe notice using
Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eating.
happens life
Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
again bed country help nightmare street wall
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again
allowed enter last nation paid scheme stopping till war
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
eccentric man perhaps silk understand
Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat.
discover jaws man
Wrigley was the first man to discover that American jaws must wag; so why not give them something to wag against.
democrat quite republican stand
There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him for so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.
cheap country government himself living man
There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and his family. But he can't make a living for them AND the government, too, the way his government is living. What the government has got to do is live as cheap as the people.
anyone retires
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone
clap curb sit somebody
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by
double fold money
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
government humorist trick
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
amendment anybody five learning pass people smartest works
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.