Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
form lazy opinion saying
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion
eccentric man perhaps silk understand
Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat.
discover jaws man
Wrigley was the first man to discover that American jaws must wag; so why not give them something to wag against.
democrat quite republican stand
There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him for so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.
cheap country government himself living man
There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and his family. But he can't make a living for them AND the government, too, the way his government is living. What the government has got to do is live as cheap as the people.
clap curb sit somebody
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by
boys honor march people sit stands
If they really want to honor the boys, why don't they let them sit in the stands and have the people march by?
against congress might
If they wasn't in congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.
government report watch
I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.
belong organized political
I don't belong to an organized political party, I'm a Democrat.
friend mayor mine provide stronger
Mayor Scott and I go to the same church. He's a friend of mine ... I just think I can provide stronger leadership.
gets next organized revolution
One revolution is just like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next
count plus
Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus 1.
beat expensive lots money politics takes
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.