Will Rogers

Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
grab refuse
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. . . . Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere.
life main men prolonged ruined
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made.
open season
There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
ashamed family parrot sell town
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
morning next sure whom
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.
apple politics
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
best congress money
We have the best Congress money can buy.
everybody subjects
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects
government report watch
I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.
belong organized political
I don't belong to an organized political party, I'm a Democrat.
america delusion died great moral nation ought pass tombstone
If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership'.
busy call gotten instead refugees texas
If these refugees had come to Texas and called call centers, most of them, instead of getting help, would have gotten busy signals,
boys honor march people sit stands
If they really want to honor the boys, why don't they let them sit in the stands and have the people march by?
against congress might
If they wasn't in congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.