Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
amendment anybody five learning pass people smartest works
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
districts minorities school staff trying works
There are school districts that are trying to find minorities because of the populations they serve, and our staff works to make those connections.
credit state works
The whole world works on credit and the state Legislature can't, ... We need to get in the credit business.
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There's a fine line between tasteless and crass and just out-there, offbeat sensibility. This is sophisticated lunacy. ... If you are looking for a very broad silly comedy, it works on that level, but if you are looking for something intellectually subversive, that's really there, too.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
though
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
politics truth
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
organized
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
anyone retires
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone
double fold money
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
run sit
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.