Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
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An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
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The one that can see years ahead has a telescope, but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
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I think it emboldens us in one way, and that is if anybody thought that an editorial cartoon doesn't have an impact, I think that's pretty much blown out of the water no pun intended.
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I don't think that it'd benefit anybody by my not being here.
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I'm the first to screw up more than anybody else. Yeah, you'd love not to have any, because it gets you that much further into a game. But I mess around and mess up and make bad pitches. Guys make errors. There's not one of those guys behind me that's dogging it or not trying their best. Really, I don't mind it to a point because it gives me a chance to show them I'm going to get an out and get them back in the dugout and make up for it.
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They said that they wasn't letting anybody go because they were evacuating they city, even guys who had made bond, they wouldn't let anybody go that Saturday.
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He probably can feel our pain more than anybody as far as the receivers.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.