Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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When they do nothing, they don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.
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When I was a kid I was told anyone could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.
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When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states
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We'll show the world we are prosperous, even if we have to go broke to do it.
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The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
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The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
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Gentlemen, you have just been listening to that Chinese sage, On Too long
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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I never met a man I didn't like
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Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.
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Nothing makes a man or body of men as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it they laugh it off.