Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
mad man
Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth.
advertise advertising amount money spent
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
anyone hear name please political proposing send
If you hear of anyone proposing my name for political office, please maim him and send me the bill.
boy country eating reason regular stayed town trying
I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy.
send somebody sure system teach teaching
If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.
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If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.
man save talked time
I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.
heathen nation punch strong
Any nation is heathen that ain't strong enough to punch you in the jaw.
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
best candidates group
The best thing about this group of candidates that only one of them can win.
ask best doctor matter patients
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know.
bad best government run
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw.
great
That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke.
grab turn
Don't just grab the first thing that comes by. Know what to turn down.