Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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Our foreign dealings are an open book -- generally, a checkbook.
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They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now if they take your car and if they are caught it's a miracle.
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A man gets up to speak and says nothing . . . nobody listens . . . and then everybody disagrees.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
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A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
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A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse.
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That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke.
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You should pay on things that you buy outside of bare necessities. I think this sales tax is the best tax we have had in years.
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You never saw a good horse grow where a good man couldn't.
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This is the only country that ever went to the poorhouse in an automobile.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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Any nation is heathen that ain't strong enough to punch you in the jaw.
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As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw.
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The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.