Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of the hammer. It's just a question of how much damage he can do with it before we can take it away from him.
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Nowadays it is about as big a crime to be dumb as it is to be dishonest.
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The movies enable an actor not only to act but also to sit down in the theater and clap for himself
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A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either.
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A fanatic is always the fellow on the opposite side.
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The one that can see years ahead has a telescope, but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
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We are always saying let the law take its course, but what we mean is 'Let the law take our course.'
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I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em.
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Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
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It costs ten times more to govern that it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.
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God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since
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Playing the hero is the shortes career you can have
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He can take a batch of words and scramble them together and leaven them properly with a hunk of oratory and knock the White House door-knob right out of a candidate's hand.
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He is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.