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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
happening prevent reforms
reforms which will prevent this from happening again. Dick Pound
happening needs places
Part of what's happening is to double-check these places because we need to find what needs to be done for remediation.
happening hope people washington
People have said to me 'I hope you won't let happen in Washington what is happening in Kansas.' Dennis Moore
happening history means nice species success
It is a success story in the history of conservation. And it's nice that it's happening to a species that means so much to this country.
happening sit
That was one of the things that made us sit and think. (Now) it will be transparent what is happening and why. Brad Smith
happening hard hit several
That's the same thing that's been happening to us. We've hit it hard several times and it didn't get through. I know how (O'Neal) feels.
happening keeps last pain
Last year, I thought it was over with, ... But it keeps happening again. ... This is a pain that doesn't want to go away.
happening worldwide york
Literally, I don't have a television. So I don't really know what's happening pop-culturally. I read the 'New York Times.' And there's one worldwide cabin blog that I look at. Cary Fukunaga
happening rapping stuff
Like rapping man, you've got to be so super-creative to come out with the stuff that's happening in your head. Ike Turner