Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor solitude
Hermits have no peer pressure.
funny ocean humor
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
funny suicide writing
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start...
funny hilarious witty
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
funny humor cows
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
healing way faces
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
funny humor giving
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
funny humor justice
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
funny humor kids
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
funny country witty
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
funny work humor
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
funny business humor
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
dying almost-dying bungee
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
book islands desert
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'