Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
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Our modelling suggest bond yields should rise in line with the US by at least 1 per cent. The X factor remains any flow-on effect from petrol prices.
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In terms of visits, we're probably going to wind up 3 to 5 percent ahead in visits and probably double that in revenue.
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The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is.
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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.
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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
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I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven.
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We have run the hydro system harder than it was supposed to be run this year.
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Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?
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It happens so fast, and I've been doing it so long that it's unconscious,
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I think that was our best defensive game of the year.
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I was just getting too ahead of myself. I was rushing.
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It didn't look like they were comfortable. Coach K and Esteban worked it in and out today, so (WIU) didn't know what was coming, so they didn't get any good swings.
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I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.