Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
american-comedian paint small
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
coming deal people united
It's a big deal for us. We have over 200 people registered. They're coming from all over the United States. We have people coming from Canada, Bermuda.
spot
I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
afraid people
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
cares couple missing nobody
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
beating best game hang known
I've known Ian for a while. It's not about beating the best pitcher. He's still my buddy. I'll probably hang out with him tonight. It's just another game to me.
funny teacher school
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
thinking laughing people
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
want politician
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.
running ice frozen
Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.
crazy matter logic
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
elephants pet comedy
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
stage exaggeration expressive
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.
imagination my-friends my-imagination
I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.