Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny work humor
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
funny business humor
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
dying almost-dying bungee
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
book islands desert
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
funny procrastination humor
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
changed i-havent-changed havens
I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
vegetables vegan-food vegetarian
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
funny humor 50th-birthday
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
night gambling people
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
tree forests fronts
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me -- and I didn't hear it.
funny humor long
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
funny humor beard
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
funny husband humor
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.