Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny believe humor
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
funny humor syllables
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
grateful careers imagination
I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.
life witty humorous
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
confused confusion bird
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
funny humor sweaters
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
laughing bird imagine
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
cat cooking cat-food
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
funny humor chickens
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
funny humor water
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
wish lasts firsts
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
funny humor agents
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
funny humor yesterday
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
guy circus laid-back
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.