Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny time fall
You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time...
funny humor owing
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
dream baby mad
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
reflection mirrors hair
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
funny humor thinking
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.
funny real humor
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
funny humor together
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?
food humor cooking
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
doors justice garage
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.
funny humor hands
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.
zebras reading turns
I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.
funny humor suitcases
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
funny humor invisible-ink
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
funny humor men
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?