Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor heart
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.
war hate deep-thought
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
funny song humor
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
funny humor doe
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
funny real humor
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
funny humor doors
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
self groups helping
How can there be self-help groups?
funny humor research
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
nephew doe attention
My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.
australia people world
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
funny humor swimming
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
funny baby humor
I took a baby shower.
funny humor mud
I washed mud off of mud.
funny fall humor
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.