Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
hockey men goalies
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
funny clever smart
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
life baby destiny
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?
funny zero humor
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
believe dont-believe
Because I don't believe everything I read.
mother kids hands
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
names mets supermarkets
I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.
pawns pawn-shops chess
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
dog my-dog walks
I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
funny humor shadow
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.
hawaii highways interstate
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
killing eternity time-to-kill
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
funny humor psychics
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
tired night trying
I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.