Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor two
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
funny humor two
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
two fifty rooms
Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
children two wonderful
I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.
two lawyer asks
I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'
baby teenage two
A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.
golf two balls
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
years two people
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
american-comedian
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
funny humor night
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
funny humor men
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
funny humor men
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
funny humor men
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
funny girl war
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.