Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
marriage faces comedy
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
sea wife funny-marriage
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
funny-marriage done married
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
marriage letting-go hands
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
funny marriage women
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
love anniversary marriage
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
american-comedian
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
funny humor night
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
funny humor men
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
funny humor men
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
funny humor men
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
funny girl war
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
funny humor italian
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
funny humor years
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.