Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
funny horse time
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
funny horse humor
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...
funny horse humor
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
funny horse winning
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
horse past gambling
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
funny horse humor
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
funny horse humor
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
funny horse humor
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
american-comedian
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
funny humor night
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
funny humor men
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
funny humor men
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
funny humor men
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
funny girl war
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.