Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
giving-up dollars motels
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
giving ulcers insult
He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
sports mean giving
The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"
new-year giving-up years
I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
brother jobs giving-up
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
giving tables restaurants
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
american-comedian
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
funny humor night
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
funny humor men
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
funny humor men
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
funny humor men
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
funny girl war
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
funny humor italian
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
funny humor years
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.