Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
funny family brother
My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.
funny family brother
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
funny family brother
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
funny family humor
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
funny family brother
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
funny family brother
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
funny family time
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
inspirational funny family
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
american-comedian
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
funny humor night
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
funny humor men
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
funny humor men
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
funny humor men
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
funny girl war
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.