Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitzis an American writer, comedian, satirist, and actor. Borowitz is a New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor. He is known for creating The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the satirical column The Borowitz Report, which has an audience in the millions and was acquired by The New Yorker. In a profile on CBS News Sunday Morning, he was called "one of the funniest people in America"...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth4 January 1958
CityShaker Heights, OH
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Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
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Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.
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The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
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If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
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Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
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Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
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Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
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Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
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Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
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Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
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The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
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I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.