Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitzis an American writer, comedian, satirist, and actor. Borowitz is a New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor. He is known for creating The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the satirical column The Borowitz Report, which has an audience in the millions and was acquired by The New Yorker. In a profile on CBS News Sunday Morning, he was called "one of the funniest people in America"...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth4 January 1958
CityShaker Heights, OH
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The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
gun thinking dreamer
Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.
war thinking oil
The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.
crazy thinking gun
Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.
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Britney is one of our great comedians. She has been hilarious,
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I wanted to get away from big, expensive network projects, ... so I moved to New York and I did nothing. And then I discovered the Internet. I didn't think of it as a moneymaker -- I wrote stuff I thought my friends would find funny.
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Get over yourselves with the coffee. You know, we all have it. It's like being famous for mustard or gum.
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I am resigning effective immediately. Bo Derek will become the new vice president.
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Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
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Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.
gun dreamer wish
Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.
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A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.
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If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
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Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.