Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitzis an American writer, comedian, satirist, and actor. Borowitz is a New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor. He is known for creating The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the satirical column The Borowitz Report, which has an audience in the millions and was acquired by The New Yorker. In a profile on CBS News Sunday Morning, he was called "one of the funniest people in America"...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth4 January 1958
CityShaker Heights, OH
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Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.
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It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.
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Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
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John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.
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A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.
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Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
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I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.
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White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.
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Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
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Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
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The separation of church and state has been a cornerstone of American democracy for over two hundred years. Getting rid of it was long overdue.
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NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.
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Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'
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US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.