Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitzis an American writer, comedian, satirist, and actor. Borowitz is a New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor. He is known for creating The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the satirical column The Borowitz Report, which has an audience in the millions and was acquired by The New Yorker. In a profile on CBS News Sunday Morning, he was called "one of the funniest people in America"...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth4 January 1958
CityShaker Heights, OH
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Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.
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Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.
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Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
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The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.
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Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'
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Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.
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All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.
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Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
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Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
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Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.
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On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.
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If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.
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To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.