Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitzis an American writer, comedian, satirist, and actor. Borowitz is a New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor. He is known for creating The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the satirical column The Borowitz Report, which has an audience in the millions and was acquired by The New Yorker. In a profile on CBS News Sunday Morning, he was called "one of the funniest people in America"...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth4 January 1958
CityShaker Heights, OH
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Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.
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Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
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We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.
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Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.
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The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
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Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
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It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
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Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
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It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
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If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.
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Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.
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Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.
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I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
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The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.