Famous Quotes & Sayings

Emo Philips

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.

Emo Philips

I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.

Emo Philips

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

Jojo Moyes

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting.

Jon Bon Jovi

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

Johnny Carson

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

Johnny Cash

When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself.

Louis Pasteur

I have the faith of a Breton peasant and by the time I die I hope to have the faith of a Breton peasant's wife.

Scott Adams

I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.

Ray Rice

I just want to thank [my wife] for loving me where I was weak.

Taylor Hanson

My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met.

Tamara Mellon

I just can't see myself as a trophy wife. I can't imagine not having my own life.

Ron Fournier

Although we were never pals and occasionally butted heads, my relationship with Clinton and his wife, Hillary, made me a better journalist.

Stephanie Zimbalist

I will never get married to the head of General Motors. I will never be the wife of a superstar. For those women, their lives are somebody else's. I will never be a Mrs. Blabidyblah!

Stan Lee

Wives should be kissed - not heard.

Stephen Bayley

My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner.

Thomas Friedman

Sometimes, when my wife and I were going out to dinner, I would take my laptop with me and work in the car, so as to take advantage of the half hour going and coming.

Woody Allen

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

William Wycherley

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

William J. Clinton

The great thing about not being president anymore is I can say whatever I want, about anything. Of course [now], nobody really cares what I say. And now I have the worst of all worlds -- my wife has become the secretary of state, so no one really cares what I say -- unless I mess up.

Will Ferrell

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog

Sarah Brightman

I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.

Warren Jeffs

So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God.

Tori Amos

Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try.

Robin Williams

The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but they're not. Ah, that's the good stuff!

Robert Mondavi

My wife taught me the importance of living well.

Robert J. Shiller

My clinical psychologist wife of 40 years has always had a close intellectual influence on me. When I was beginning to talk openly in the economics profession about irrationality in decision-making, I received a lot of criticism. Ginny would support my views and remind me that a whole other profession - psychology - studies people's irrational sides.

Robert Greene

I don't know that Brandy [Burre] would ever categorize herself as being trapped, but I felt like I saw her being trapped. When she's cleaning the room and she puts the labels on the toys, that was something that my wife, who's also friends with Brandy, was very adamant that we try to capture. My wife said that showed to her Brandy's creative outlet because she can't be creative in the ways that she used to be or that she maybe wants to be in the future.

Rob Lowe

Sobriety was the greatest gift I ever gave myself. I don't put it on a platform. I don't campaign about it. It's just something that works for me. It enabled me to really connect with another human being - my wife, Sheryl - which I was never able to do before.

Richard Roeper

I loved watching classics such as 'Casablanca' and goofball comedies such as 'How To Murder Your Wife' on WGN-TV.

Richard Le Gallienne

The soul's a sort of sentimental wife, That prays and whimpers of the higher life.

Ronnie Wood

I had a fiery affair with George Harrison's wife, Pattie Boyd.

Rod Stewart

You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.