Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper
Thomas Frederick Cooperwas a British prop comedian and magician. Cooper was a member of the Magic Circle, and respected by traditional magicians. He was famed for his red fez, and his appearance was large and lumbering, at 6 feet 4 inchesand more than 15 stonein weight. On 15 April 1984, Cooper collapsed, and died soon afterwards, from a heart attack on live national television...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionMagician
Date of Birth19 March 1921
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Wild Turkey is my friend. Old friends can meet any time. They're easy together like that. I poured myself a large one and lit a Benny. Brunch.
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'
british-comedian chop legs
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
blow chips please policeman stopped
A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot.
car drive last thirty wife
My wife had a go at me last night. She said, "You'll drive me to my grave." I had the car out in thirty seconds.
dream eating funny last morning pillow pound ten woke
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
funny sorry humor
I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
funny lying humor
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
funny humor gun
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.
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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.
funny horse humor
I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
funny humor shops
Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
funny humor men
So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"
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A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.