Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper
Thomas Frederick Cooperwas a British prop comedian and magician. Cooper was a member of the Magic Circle, and respected by traditional magicians. He was famed for his red fez, and his appearance was large and lumbering, at 6 feet 4 inchesand more than 15 stonein weight. On 15 April 1984, Cooper collapsed, and died soon afterwards, from a heart attack on live national television...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionMagician
Date of Birth19 March 1921
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I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.
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I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "Break my arms."
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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
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