Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper
Thomas Frederick Cooperwas a British prop comedian and magician. Cooper was a member of the Magic Circle, and respected by traditional magicians. He was famed for his red fez, and his appearance was large and lumbering, at 6 feet 4 inchesand more than 15 stonein weight. On 15 April 1984, Cooper collapsed, and died soon afterwards, from a heart attack on live national television...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionMagician
Date of Birth19 March 1921
wife funny-marriage toilets
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
funny humor men
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
funny humor paper
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
funny humor house
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
funny dog humor
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
kings men light
So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".
violin painting made
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
funny humor two
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.
funny humor bars
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
funny humor cheese-sandwiches
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
funny humor bullshit
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
funny humor men
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"
doctors wells i-can
Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then
monday doctors wind
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.