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wife care too-much
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much. Aaron Spelling
wife anything-and-everything deserve
I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.
wife bored lovely
I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely. Alan Titchmarsh
wife mistress may
Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife. Charles Caleb Colton
wife bigs my-wife
My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead. Brian Clough
wife taste my-wife
My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies. Boris Karloff
wife catholic church
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again. Don Adams
wife comedian answers
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. Dave Chappelle
wife people doubt
You can be the smartest person in the world - which Bill Clinton is, and if he's not, his wife is - and care more than anybody else in the world - which he does, I don't doubt that for a minute. And you can care so much that you're willing to be dishonest - you can tell people one thing but do another because you really know it's for their own good. And you'll still screw it all up. Because the whole premise of what you're doing is wrong! Dave Barry
funny-marriage return fantasy
One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. Bernard Malamud
funny-marriage pay investment
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Bob Monkhouse
funny-marriage spices add
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. Bette Davis
funny-marriage circus advertising
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. E. W. Howe
funny-marriage charity ought
True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day. James E. Faust
funny-marriage calm neutering
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. Kevin Nealon
funny-marriage wife too-much
Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same. Oscar Wilde
funny-marriage done married
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. Henny Youngman
funny-marriage wonder blushing
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about? Gracie Allen
toilets politics way
I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl. Bob Dylan
toilets reason process
The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet. Orson Scott Card
toilets dentist miniatures
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. Bill Cosby
toilets hush-hush minutes
She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying Becca Fitzpatrick
toilets toilet-seat opening
I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat Andy Warhol
toilets care ashes
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care. Carolyn Heilbrun
toilets cups bones
It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl. Cassandra Clare
toilets cleaning demeaning
I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets. Jack Kevorkian
toilets bathroom made
The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely. Seth Green