Quotes about toilets
toilets politics way
I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl. Bob Dylan
toilets toilet-seat opening
I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat Andy Warhol
toilets reason process
The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet. Orson Scott Card
toilets hush-hush minutes
She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying Becca Fitzpatrick
toilets dentist miniatures
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. Bill Cosby
toilets paper toilet-paper
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me. Joel Madden
toilets pockets wonder
Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket! Jim Gaffigan
toilets care ashes
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care. Carolyn Heilbrun
toilets cups bones
It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl. Cassandra Clare
toilets maids favorites-things
I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse. Kristin Bauer van Straten
toilets cleaning movie-making
Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. Klaus Kinski
toilets cleaning demeaning
I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets. Jack Kevorkian
toilets paper wanted
If we all had what we wanted to eat... We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry. Jim Thompson
toilets reassuring bodily-functions
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. Margaret Atwood
toilets hogwarts toilet-seat
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! J. K. Rowling
toilets draco-malfoy found
Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
toilets bathroom made
The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely. Seth Green
toilets interviews
I do all my interviews on the toilet. Slash
toilets paper problem
Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come. Woody Allen
toilets unions bathroom
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. Richard M. Nixon
toilets tiles rings
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring. Sandra Bullock
toilets toilet-seat cold
Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. Zach Braff
toilets today succeed
Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in that single day, while cleaning out his desk, than an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets. Forget the old maxim about nothing succeeding like success: Today, in the executive suite, the all-too-prevalent rule is that nothing succeeds like failure. Warren Buffett
toilets disease pregnant
You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets. Rainbow Rowell
toilets
Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets. Rick Riordan
toilets plumbing
I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...