Quotes about funny-marriage
funny-marriage pay investment
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Bob Monkhouse
funny-marriage return fantasy
One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. Bernard Malamud
funny-marriage circus advertising
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. E. W. Howe
funny-marriage spices add
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. Bette Davis
funny-marriage guilty pleading
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. John Mortimer
funny-marriage tragedy comedy
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage. Lord Byron
funny-marriage lust jewelry
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it. Heather Locklear
funny-marriage done married
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. Henny Youngman
funny-marriage people married
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock
funny-marriage charity ought
True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day. James E. Faust
funny-marriage wonder blushing
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about? Gracie Allen
funny-marriage wife too-much
Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same. Oscar Wilde
funny-marriage calm neutering
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. Kevin Nealon
funny-marriage wife only-time
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. Kin Hubbard
funny-marriage tvs buttons
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. Rick Reilly
funny-marriage kitchen stuff
I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. Wendy Liebman
funny-marriage married
I was married once before, and I stopped. Marc Maron
funny-marriage forever soul
The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever. Russell M. Nelson
funny-marriage guy want
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. Sam Kinison