Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bob Monkhouse

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

Bernard Malamud

One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride.

E. W. Howe

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

Bette Davis

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

John Mortimer

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.

Lord Byron

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

Heather Locklear

Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.

Henny Youngman

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

Chris Rock

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

Chris Christie

It's a deal that will lead to a nuclear Iran, an Israel that will be less safe and secure, and a much more dangerous Middle East. Let's ask it: Hillary Clinton, as an inept negotiator of the worst nuclear arms deal in American history. Is she guilty or not guilty?

Chris Asplen

This backlog affects not just the ability to identify and convict the guilty, but it also affects our ability to identify the innocent.

Catherine Deneuve

I am frivolous. Then I feel guilty.

Gideon Gono

We are a guilty party from a technical point of view.

William Shakespeare

Glory grows guilty of detested crimes.

Monica Raymund

Unfortunately, as much as I am gullible, I also hate lying. I tend to tell the truth a lot... lying just isn't worth it. But I think I'm guilty of telling people that I'm 5 minutes away when really I'm about 45 or an hour away.

Jim Talent

There are people walking around guilty of murder.

Patrick Cotter

We're not conceding anything. We haven't pled guilty to anything.

Brent Weeks

It's better that the innocent should live than that the guilty die