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funny-marriage pay investment
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Bob Monkhouse
funny-marriage return fantasy
One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. Bernard Malamud
funny-marriage circus advertising
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. E. W. Howe
funny-marriage spices add
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. Bette Davis
funny-marriage guilty pleading
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. John Mortimer
funny-marriage tragedy comedy
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage. Lord Byron
funny-marriage lust jewelry
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it. Heather Locklear
funny-marriage done married
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. Henny Youngman
funny-marriage people married
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock
tragedy saint christianity
Unsaintly saints are the tragedy of Christianity. Aiden Wilson Tozer
tragedy storytelling form
Tragedy is a great storytelling form. It worked extremely well for Shakespeare. It worked extremely well for Jim Cameron with Titanic. Carlton Cuse
tragedy departure earth
I despised my arrival on this earth and I despise my departure; it is a tragedy. William Shakespeare
tragedy fairytale nations
A nation that has no music and no fairytales is a tragedy. Ai Weiwei
tragedy comedy timing
Comedy is tragedy plus timing. Bob Odenkirk
tragedy great-tragedy
It's a great tragedy when the Bible is interpreted by those who are not in love. Bill Johnson
tragedy mask comic
There's nothing grimmer than the tragedy that wears a comic mask. Edith Wharton
tragedy concepts
Tragedy is a literary concept. David Hockney
tragedy enough stage
Tragedy on the stage is no longer enough for me, I shall bring it into my own life. Antonin Artaud
comedy desperate deep-inside
Deep inside, I am desperate to do comedy. David Suchet
comedy kind
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
comedy attorney wanted
I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney. Aisha Tyler
comedy
I like grown up comedy.
comedy feels comfortable
I feel more comfortable in comedy. Bob Newhart
comedy audience one-thing
The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. Bernie Mac
comedy has-beens
Comedy has been so good to me.
comedy
Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
comedy well-known wells
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy. Eddie Izzard