Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bernard Malamud

One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride.

Bob Monkhouse

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

E. W. Howe

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

Bette Davis

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

Russell M. Nelson

The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever.

Sam Kinison

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Marc Maron

I was married once before, and I stopped.

Kevin Nealon

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

James E. Faust

True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day.

Isabella Rossellini

It always amazed me that people believed I was this beautiful object.

Isabella Rossellini

I'm always a little worried when people have met me in person because I'm worried they'll be disappointed.

Rick Perlstein

Do people still read before bed? I play 'Words With Friends.'

Robert Mankoff

People often ask me about my upbringing, and if there was anything particular about it that made me become a cartoonist.

Robert Mankoff

I don't think most people know what's going to be in their obituary, but I do.

Robert Teeter

There are not enough people out talking about the President positively.

Roger Penrose

Some people take the view that we happen by accident. I think that there is something much deeper, of which we have very little inkling at the moment.

Kristy Swanson

My parents were like the kind of people who read the 'Enquirer' and believed everything it said.

Malorie Blackman

I think what we need, especially in publishing, is more commissioning editors and editors who are people of colour.

John Mayoue

More people are getting married older and wealthier. And they have more to protect today than ever.

Charles Spurgeon

You must be DIVORCED from your SIN, or you cannot be MARRIED to CHRIST.

Dionne Warwick

It was fashionable, youre supposed to be a married lady, so I did.

Dionne Warwick

A case of can't do with, can't do without, that's why I married him again.

Delise Denham

I didn't get married to be a single parent.

C. L. R. James

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

Gene Tierney

My mother would not talk to me for weeks, would not stay under my roof for as long as I was married to Oleg.

Nick Lachey

We're planning on being married for a long, long time.

William Shakespeare

I will do anything ... ere I'll be married to a sponge.