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funny-marriage pay investment
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Bob Monkhouse
funny-marriage return fantasy
One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. Bernard Malamud
funny-marriage circus advertising
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. E. W. Howe
funny-marriage spices add
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. Bette Davis
funny-marriage guilty pleading
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. John Mortimer
funny-marriage tragedy comedy
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage. Lord Byron
funny-marriage lust jewelry
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it. Heather Locklear
funny-marriage done married
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. Henny Youngman
funny-marriage people married
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock
married partnership said
Each time he suggested they get married, she said no. They were too happy, precariously so, and she wanted to guard that bond; she feared that marriage would flatten it into a prosaic partnership. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
married problem getting-married
The only problem with getting married is that we can't fornicate anymore. David Hoffman
married models i-can
I had, of course, no model for that sort of woman being married, but I can make that up as I go along. Elizabeth Moon
married reader
Reader, I literally married him. Charlotte Bronte
married affair hush-hush
My wedding won't be a hush-hush affair. When I get married, everyone will get to know about it... there'll be nothing speculative about my wedding. Bipasha Basu
married time
When I was younger, before I was married and had children, I really was nit-picky, a perfectionist. I was very much into different people's approval. I had too much time on my hands, I think. Nia Peeples
married cruise justin
Justin Bieber and I are going to get married some day. I also like Tom Cruise. He's very classy. Bar Refaeli
married reason walking-out
Researchers warn us against walking out on married life without a dang good reason. Ariel Gore
married right-time things-to-do
I got married because it was the right time and the right thing to do. DJ Jazzy Jeff