Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper
Thomas Frederick Cooperwas a British prop comedian and magician. Cooper was a member of the Magic Circle, and respected by traditional magicians. He was famed for his red fez, and his appearance was large and lumbering, at 6 feet 4 inchesand more than 15 stonein weight. On 15 April 1984, Cooper collapsed, and died soon afterwards, from a heart attack on live national television...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionMagician
Date of Birth19 March 1921
dream eating funny last morning pillow pound ten woke
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
funny sorry humor
I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
funny lying humor
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
funny humor gun
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.
funny horse humor
I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
funny humor shops
Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
funny humor men
So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"
wife funny-marriage toilets
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
funny humor men
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
funny humor paper
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
funny humor house
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
funny dog humor
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
funny humor two
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.
funny humor bars
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."