Famous Quotes & Sayings

Rory Bremner

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.

Eric Morecambe

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

Tommy Cooper

So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'

Dawn French

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.

Dawn French

Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it.

Rory Bremner

We are rather in the position that used to exist at the BBC, where you feel that you can pick up the phone to people who are experts in their field and they will be very favourably disposed to you and share their knowledge.

Tony Hancock

So I turned these sort of deficiencies into a, a workable thing if you understand what I mean.

Tony Hancock

And erm, perhaps looking like this it was perhaps the only thing I could do.

Simon Pegg

Because once the word got out that we were making Shaun of the Dead, we didn't want people to think we were backtracking or changing our minds.

Arvind Mathew

We're artificially tweaking the market now. But I'm not going to chop up my bumpers to meet the requirements.

Margot Robbie

When I eat, I have to chop up everything on the plate and stir it all together. It devastates my mom. Everyone at the table is like, 'That looks like cat vomit.' And I stir my Coke with a spoon until it's flat.

Mike Holmgren

Sean has played pretty well so we're going to let him play, ... But we're going to get Chop (Womack) in there to play a little bit.

Linden Ashby

Why are people always shooting zombies? Why not just chop their heads off? How can zombies get you if you have a good sword?

Tiger Woods

You look down that list, you can't really say that guy was a chop ball-striker. You have to hit every single golf shot. Plus, this golf course, you have to manage your game so well. The majority of the winners who have come through here are major championship winners.

Lucia Micarelli

Classical music is always a really great way for me to get my chops to where I want them to be.

Henry Cotton

Imagine the ball has little legs, and chop them off.

Yotam Ottolenghi

Most pumpkin dishes involve scooping out the seeds, cutting off the skin, and chopping up the flesh before cooking.

Colin Pillinger

But this is serious science. I wouldn't let one of these instruments get chopped off to save anything.

David Prowse

I am doing better now though one of my legs is shorter than the other due to the operations.

Blanka Vlasic

I like so much wearing heels, legs look so much better, everything looks better. But it's only recently I've had the courage to do that.

Dick Dale

I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection.

C. S. Lewis

The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.

Bob Dylan

Can you please crawl out your window? Use your arms and your legs, it won't ruin you

Kiesza

To be honest, I'm more of a sneaker person. My legs hurt if I wear heels for too long.

Ray Durham

When the legs are healthy, I can do the things I want to do. Right now, my legs are strong.

Charles Bukowski

but as God said, crossing his legs, I see where I have made plenty of poets but not so very much poetry.

Jason Miller

When you're properly stretched, you're legs will feel loose. You might feel a little pain when you stretch, but that's just your muscles loosening.