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british-comedian computer dare expensive none passed somehow
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. Rory Bremner
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I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order. Eric Morecambe
british-comedian chop legs
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.' Tommy Cooper
british-comedian comic costume decide parody
We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight. Dawn French
british-comedian eat hours loads lots six stay taken turn watch
Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it.
british-comedian exist experts field people phone pick position rather share
We are rather in the position that used to exist at the BBC, where you feel that you can pick up the phone to people who are experts in their field and they will be very favourably disposed to you and share their knowledge.
british-comedian turned
So I turned these sort of deficiencies into a, a workable thing if you understand what I mean. Tony Hancock
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And erm, perhaps looking like this it was perhaps the only thing I could do.
british-comedian changing people word
Because once the word got out that we were making Shaun of the Dead, we didn't want people to think we were backtracking or changing our minds. Simon Pegg
invited premieres
I get invited to literally every single movie premiere that's going on. Charlie Hunnam
invited life
Life is a distasteful party, but it is the only one I'm invited to. John Danley
invited meet
We've been invited to meet with them and we're considering it at this stage.
invited music perform shy tour wrote
I wrote 'Wish U Were Here' for Cody Simpson, and he invited me to perform with him on tour and be in his music video. He was shy at first. I think it's the surfer boy in him that makes him so mellow. Becky G
invited maybe people vampires
I'm Cuban, so I know a lot of people who act like vampires. But wait, vampires have to be invited to your house, so maybe they are nothing like Latinos! Valerie Cruz
invited promptly school thrown
I was going to be in an acting school in London, and then I promptly got thrown out of an acting school in London. Well, it wasn't that I got thrown out as much as I was not invited back, which is the same thing, just more polite. Chris Eigeman
invited job loathe people plays
It's very lucky to be able to do a job where I get to sit about writing plays all day and going to the theatre. The downside, I suppose, is that you put it out there, and people are invited to like it or loathe it. Laura Wade
invited sounds
From what you read and what you hear, it sounds like we should've been invited to the women's tournament. Kevin Stallings
invited
Fear only goes where it's invited to stay. Drew Holcomb